The "Patience and Grace" Whiskey Glass
When the boss is praising his own genius and the kids have turned the kitchen into a high-speed collision course, you don’t need a lecture — you need a pour. Named for the two things every adult is rapidly running out of, this 10.5 oz. vessel is your reward for not actually throwing that brick through the window. It’s sturdy, elegant, and perfectly weighted for those moments when you’re mathing out the cost of your own sanity.
Product Specs for the High-Class Rebel:
10.5 oz. Capacity: The perfect volume for a double pour of liquid patience to get you through another HOA meeting or a synergistic PowerPoint.
3.4" High & 3.2" Wide: Precision-engineered to fit perfectly in a hand that’s tired of tending to the weeds and mowing the grass.
American Sourced: Like a classic Metallica riff, the blank product is sourced right here in the U.S.A.
Hand-Wash Only: This glass is as temperamental as your home's aging plumbing; keep it far away from the dishwasher and microwave or prepare for a "Life of Pain."
Premium Glass Material: Crystal clear so you can see exactly how much grace you have left before the Monday morning alarm screams in your ear again.
Pour a drink, take a seat, and let the world burn (metaphorically, of course — your insurance premium is high enough)!
